On this cheerless, cold, rainy morning I awoke to an email chocked full of humor, courtesy (so it said) of Larry the Cable Guy. I'm not sure who he is -- I've heard of the character somewhere, a comedian of some sort, but that's about it. Regardless, Larry the Cable Guy had me chuckling in my coffee this morning. A good way to end the week with some Laugh Lines:
A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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